“Ass to the grass!” A useful phrase when driving

See all those bits of blue? Those are places where one must drive on the left side of the road. It takes a little practice, but the phrase, “ass to the grass” helps immensely. (The green dot is the little island of St. Croix where I have a home.)

A while back, I stared at my 90-something mother who was looking up through the steering wheel of her Ford Fusion. My father had, of his own accord, prudently decided to quit driving, but Mom was holding on. Finally, I bought the car and with no vehicle to drive the problem was solved.

I didn’t get the big deal back then, but I do now. While I’ve been driving since I was 16, for the past four years I have been chauffeured around à la Miss Daisy whenever my sweetie pie and I were on the island of St. Croix where we have a home. The reason? Simple. We rented cars and to add another driver would have cost an extra $25 a day. Since we stay for months at a time that adds up, so I resigned myself to riding shotgun.

Until now. The local Avis rental facility was having a fleet sale, and after a modicum of deliberation, we drove off in a cute, shiny blue Nissan Kick, a sort of baby SUV. We needed nothing big—since the island is only 28 miles long and seven miles wide—and there’s no point in buying a fancy car when one lives beside the sea. While the view is lovely, the salt spray eats vehicles in an inordinately short amount of time.

When Ryan handed me my set of keys, I felt a tingle of excitement and maybe just a bit of anxiety. My apprehension was understandable when you consider that on St. Croix people drive on the left side of the road, like they do in England and 75 other countries worldwide, mostly due to the legacy of the British Empire.

Here’s my new car. Isn’t she cute? Now I can drive around St. Croix. The only thing is the steering wheel is on the left side and we must drive on the left. It takes a bit of getting used to.

In case you’re wondering, Americans prefer the right side because back when horses were pulling wagons, the driver generally sat on the left side of the buckboard to better see what was coming their way. So, when cars started populating the roads they took up the right side. Old man Ford of the Ford Motor Company—ever the entrepreneur—started producing automobiles with the steering wheel situated on the left side to accommodate the new American drivers, and it is those cars that populate my little island. So we drive on the left side of the road while also manning the vehicle from the left side.

Admittedly, it takes a little getting used to. Those right hand turns in traffic—or what passes for traffic here—can make one pause. In any case, I feel as if I’ve got my mojo back. There is a certain sense of freedom in picking up the keys and saying, “See ya!” But as I buckle up, I have to remember that useful little phrase when driving on the left side of the road: “Ass to the grass!”

Wolf Catcher

Anne Montgomery

Historical Fiction

In 1939, archeologists uncovered a tomb at the Northern Arizona site called Ridge Ruin. The man, bedecked in fine turquoise jewelry and intricate bead work, was surrounded by wooden swords with handles carved into animal hooves and human hands. The Hopi workers stepped back from the grave, knowing what the Moochiwimi sticks meant. This man, buried nine hundred years earlier, was a magician.

Former television journalist Kate Butler hangs on to her investigative reporting career by writing freelance magazine articles. Her research on The Magician shows he bore some European facial characteristics and physical qualities that made him different from the people who buried him. Her quest to discover The Magician’s origin carries her back to a time when the high desert world was shattered by the birth of a volcano and into the present-day dangers of archeological looting where black market sales of antiquities can lead to murder.

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A walk and a song: For your health

Spinal fusion surgery affected my singing voice, but I’m walking to make it better.

I like to sing. Always have. But I haven’t done much of it lately.

Here’s why. About a year ago, I underwent cervical spine fusion. A surgeon implanted two titanium clips in my spine through the front of my neck. Sounds fun, doesn’t it? My metal bits look sort of like those clasps you’d use to hold a bunch of papers together, or in my case to make sure that chips bag stays tightly sealed. 

As I love a good story, I remember prior to the surgery I said to the doc, “Could you give me a scar that looks like I was in a biker-girl barfight?”

He squinted, then shook his head. “No!”

So, today, geez, I have nothing cool to show for the operation. In case you’re wondering, my wonky spine is the result of 60 years of sports. Remember when they told us sports were good for us? They lied! And if I could figure out exactly who “they” were I might hunt them down. But I digress.

Despite the pleasing effects on my spine—no more bone-crushing pain that wipes the colors from my world—I was left with an impaired singing voice. And while I have always been an Alto II who rarely hit what most would call modest high notes, my voice is even lower now.

Recently, I decided to rectify the situation, so I signed up for voice lessons. Though I was rather startled when my teacher launched me into singing gospel tunes, Richie is helping me get my voice back.

During a break in my singing, Richie said, “Do you run or walk?”

“I walk,” I said.

“You should sing when you’re walking.”

I smiled. “I already do that.”

Here’s where I’ll admit that every morning I walk a rolling route on my little Caribbean Island of St. Croix, where I get to look at green hills, blue skies, and marshmallow-colored clouds. And the turnaround spot is picture prefect: a sprawling field carved into a hillside of tropical forest where, if I’m very lucky, horses and deer might be found placidly grazing together while a white cattle egret flutters around them. So, long before Richie suggested I sing while walking—an effort to improve my breathing—I was already serenading anyone within earshot.

I’ve since learned that singing is good for us. Apparently the smart folks who know such things say it can reduce stress, strengthen our immune systems, and, as Richie pointed out, improve our lung function. And here’s something really cool. Music in general—either singing, playing, or listening to it—affects us the same way chocolate and sex do. Our brains produce endorphins, chemicals that give us feelings of euphoria and well-being. Imagine that!

So, I will continue my morning stroll, singing whenever I feel the urge, even though I might periodically verge on channeling Barry White.

Your Forgotten Sons

Inspired by a true story

Anne Montgomery

Bud Richardville is inducted into the Army as the United States prepares for the invasion of Europe in 1943. A chance comment has Bud assigned to a Graves Registration Company, where his unit is tasked with locating, identifying, and burying the dead. Bud ships out, leaving behind his new wife, Lorraine, a mysterious woman who has stolen his heart but whose secretive nature and shadowy past leave many unanswered questions. When Bud and his men hit the beach at Normandy, they are immediately thrust into the horrors of what working in a graves unit entails. Bud is beaten down by the gruesome demands of his job and losses in his personal life, but then he meets Eva, an optimistic soul who despite the war can see a positive future. Will Eva’s love be enough to save him?

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